To talk to aliens, just gaze at the stars… outside in your underwear. This will save them the trouble of having to remove your clothes should they decide to abduct you. :)

I know that this has nothing to do with expat life, Norway, Lithuania or India (the kind of things I usually write about…BUT it does have something to do with travel. Traveling through space!

I just have to share with you the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. It is a very detailed article on ehow.com on how to talk to aliens.

So the articles author says that the first thing is to know that you have to communicate telepathically with aliens, you cant just yell out of your window, “Hey aliens! Wanna talk!”. Since you communicate telepathically with them, you should have good thoughts because the author says that if you have bad thoughts you will attract evil aliens.

Then (I find this the most important step), to attract the aliens to talk to you the author suggests that you gaze at the stars or (and I quote…hehehe) to gaze at the stars “outside in your underwear. This will save them the trouble of having to remove your clothes should they decide to abduct you.” (Insert Kristies roaring laughter…)

There are a few other steps that I have left out (of course you can google the original article if you’d like) but there was just one more key point on communicating with aliens. The author says that after you contact them and meet them that you can even “Ride in their ship if you like.” BUT… “You may not have a choice.” (Okay, thats the funniest thing I have heard in a long time….it does relate to my subject of travel! Forced or voluntary alien abduction is technically space travel, right? :)

Then the article closes with some very helpful warnings. Only one which I found extremely important. That is to not tell anyone about your talks with the aliens. And especially not to post on the internet about it because “You may find yourself being followed by Men in Black or being buzzed by black helicopters.”.

Well, I hope you had as good of a laugh about that one as I did!!! I needed that!